
09.00 - At desk, raring to go.
09.15 - Finish catching up on the gossip on Facebook and Twitter and open email page.
09.25 - Finish deleting all the spam (I don’t want my loft insulating, or to help Reverend Mbawe get his millions out of Nigeria, or have my penis enlarged (?!)), and finally open an enquiry from a client who asks…
09.26 - Dogs want to go outside.
09.31 - Cat appears on window-sill wanting to come in. Apparently not. Maybe later.
09.32 - Pick up all the papers that have blown onto the floor when window was opened. Back to the email from the client who wants to know if….
09.34 - Cat reappears and seems to be starving to death. Apparently his bowl is not completely full. I remedy the situation.
09.37 - Back to desk and the client who wants to know if I can help with renting out his holiday villa. Google the address and it looks a good property so I start typing a reply with the list of….
09.45 - Doorbell rings and I fight my way past the dogs who still believe they can get out through a door before it is fully opened. Postman is at the gate and needs a signature for a parcel delivery.

09.55 - Back to the enquiry and I manage to send the reply, ask for a convenient time to visit, send a list of questions, and also to….
10.15 - Partner turns up as he was ‘just passing’ en route to another appointment and thought it would be nice to have coffee together.
10.25 - Spend 30 minutes sitting in the garden having coffee together (see my Blogpost of 12th Jan re not drinking coffee at desks).
10.55 - Partner leaves, informs me that he will be back for lunch. How nice.

11.17 - Go outside to see why dogs are barking crazily. Remove frog from pool and return it to pond.
11.29 - Finish last email then print out a document ready for a visit this afternoon. Google ‘Why is my printer not responding’. Do not understand explanation. Unplug printer. Plug printer back in. Print document.
11.43 - Telephone call. Apparently it is my lucky day - a technician is in my area and can give me a quote for loft insulation. I teach them a few English words they may not have heard before.
11.49 - Give up and write blogpost.